2012

I am now at the 2,012th reason as to why I hate living here. Coming home this morning, I was on the train eyeing three different people who I think will most likely hurl in a subway car full of other people, because, you know that's how they fucking roll here. So anyway, there was this dude sitting in the corner seat who has been coughing like crazy next to another guy who looked like Anderson Cooper. I smelled some vomit but looked at the floor and didn't see anything. Anderson Cooper gets up and walks towards the car door looking like he's trying to hold it in. Coughing Guy is now off my list because he's just slumped in the corner going to sleep. Because that's how they fucking roll here. All the while this is happening, there's this trio of a guy and two women. The guy is practically chanting, “Mexico Numero Uno” while giving one of the women high fives. The other woman – the fucking menace, is swaying to and fro, holding on the the pole. We finally get to our stop and Pole hugger lets it rip right onto the floor like it's totally ok. Because, you know, that's how they roll here.

Happy New Year.