Wednesday, October 1, 2008

My Needs are Small

Woke up this morning knowing exactly what I would want out of life if a genie where to grant me a list of wishes:

1. To have a job for life where I cannot get fired - this means I can body slam stupid-ass CUNY co-workers who need shit from me.

2. Immunity from jail - so I can stab mobsters in the neck, beat the fuck out of cops, kick bosses in the balls, and push Barbie look-alikes down some stairs when they flash me that fake-ass smile (you don't know me, Mary Ann and don't want to know me. So keep that fake smile to yourself).

3. Bullet proof skin - so I can stab mobsters in the neck, beat the fuck out of cops, kick bosses in the balls....

4. Have telekinesis - The power to move objects with my mind

5. To uncover every dirty truth and secret done to oppressed people of color

6. The power to raise a ghost army as my defense force- I will resurrect fallen Panthers, people who died on the trip crossing the Atlantic and everyone who died due to internalized racism. That will be a big assed army to say the least.

4 Responses:

Anonymous said...

Sounds like my kind of superhero!But I would help all oppressed people...just sayin'.

brotherkomrade said...

"To uncover every dirty truth and secret done to oppressed people of color."

This would include all oppressed people - i.e., people of color. When I type PoC, I mean people of African descent, Latinos/natives of the Americas, Asians.

I also include the entire working class across all nationalities and countries.

Please keep writing. I welcome the opportunity to clear myself on things.

Anonymous said...

Thanx for clearing that up..I apologize for my poor understanding of the "inglish' lang. Dude, I want to kick my boss in the balls too!!! Only one of them though...KEEP WRITING! IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR BLOG!

Michael A. Gonzales said...

i'll be quoting this all week...if i stop laughing, that is