I had two very vivid dreams last night. One is sensitive in nature and has (I guess) to do with a potential (my) copyright. But the one I want to share happened earlier in the morning:
Setting:
I'm old. I know at this time, the girls are in their twenties. I'm sitting by the window waiting for the morning sun to shine on my face.
Navah: Daddy, Assata's an asshole.
Me: What happened, baby?
Navah: As you know, I threw a party last night. Assata comes over with her friends and starts being judgmental of my friends and starts telling them shit that I said.
Me: Did you say those things?
Navah: Yes, but behind their backs! Anyway, she starts telling them all kinds of shit, and I start denying it. I told her to get the fuck out!
Me: Man, that was wrong. [Drifting away, now. Looking outside the window...]
Navah: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you busy now? Should I call back later when you give a fuck?
Where's mommy?
Me: Huh? Oh, she's....
Navah: I'll call you later.
Me: [Takes a sip from my coffee cup. Getting excited about the sun about to shine on my face].
The phone rings.
Me: Hello?
Assata: Dude, your daughter is an asshole!!
Me: What happened?
Assata: She invited me to this party, right? And I'm like, I don't want to be around them fruity she-she sheep, right? So I'm like, I got some stuff to do, Nav. And she's like insisting that I need to be there because “I'm gonna add to the scene”, she says, right?
Me: Right.
Assata: So I go there with my peoples, right? And they getting' bored and the fruit loops start lookin' at us all crazy. So I'm like , “fuck y'all!” Why they got to be boojie like that?
Me: Well, some of your friends are convicted felons, sweetie.
Pause.
More Pause.
Assata: Oh, I guess you're busy. I'll call back when you feel like being an objective parent!
Me: Wait, I...
[click]
Wifey is on her phone now.
Wifey: Hold, on. Hello?
Assata: Your husband is an asshole.
Wifey: Hey, I'm talking to Navah. Don't call your father an asshole. I'm putting you on three-way.
Assata: No, I don't want to talk to...
Wifey: Hey, Nav. Satti's on too.
Navah: What? I don't want to talk to her! She's an asshole. Like daddy.
Assata: You a asshole! I ain't nothin' like him....
The sun was about to creep up on my face, then I woke up.
The tragic and ironic end.


2 Responses:
It seems like a nightmare to me.
Regards.
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Esdrah
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